Carl Thomas Ski Weekend 2005

Straight Nasty Hooker!

2005-03-02T23:40:00.000-08:00

She's ready!

all in it

Of course u go to the next step

she was loving it

and loving it

then she flipped over

lord have mercy

then she saw this girl

egged on by the perverts....

and she went for it

head all in it...no pun intended

why? she didnt even know the girl

couldn't get enuf...

getting a mouthful

now they best friends!

Most Annoying

2005-03-02T23:38:00.000-08:00

For me its "Chronic Halitosis" Will. Maybe if he cured his problem he would get a woman!

Who bothered u?

U need a colon cleanser buddy!

The broke stripper ran a close second! Her sexual escapade is listed under Straight Hooker

I have questions...Why the cheap shoes? A multi colored brown shirt with blue jeans with red trim and black shoes? no wonder her shit is tacky…she ain’t making no money! And why on earth didn’t she dye those black roots?

Biggest Balla

2005-03-02T23:36:00.000-08:00

I think it's the dude who bought the On Demand Horse Stable in the Auction...What yall think?

Sexiest?

2005-03-02T23:35:00.000-08:00

Come let it out!

very sexy

I need to shoot down to the fabric store and get me some satin

Hot Chocolate!

Very Moulin Rouge

very beautiful

Nastiest Lingerie Outfit

2005-03-02T23:34:00.000-08:00

Ok post your comments...hopefully I have the pic of the person u been talking about!

are those regular dress shoes? couldn't find any hooker heels?

One of the On Demand Mares...this was nasty...Tip: Eat bread...cause the ass is fat but flat!

Another one? enuf already!

PAJAMAS..not Conchita outfit con Girdle!

itchy

itchy

ya ya

ya yaaaaaaaa

Hint: if you have to wear a bra with it...it ain't lingerie!

Her outfit wasn’t that nasty...just cheap...she was the nasty one all weekend!

What in the hell????

Hint to Slim: The party for the hookers with the clear heels and fake fur was at the Day's Inn.

all I have to say is 'Cottage Cheese' anyone?

Hands down...Worst outfit

Friday Nite

2005-03-02T20:51:00.000-08:00

I won't reveal what time I got there because it's supposed to be anonymous.

So let's start with the Pajama Jam. Or should I say Lack of Pajamas Night.

Some came classy

1

2

Some came trashy

3

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Miss Thang...Showing your thong is not only out of style...but thong jeans? Come on man...ain't nobody wanna see all that!

5

Somebody told the fat women that it was time get your freak on and they came in droves.

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With no fucking clothes! Her nipples were like Gold Teeth...Straight down South!

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That same damn person told the grandmothers to wear a disguise to hide the age

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and just let your ass hang out. Somebody will want it!

9

Where the hell is he going in that tight ass tee-shirt?
Don't he know that muscle shirt=Gay man?
And let's not mention the greasy lips.
Did he lube up his lips and not his ass by mistake?
Let me leave him alone. THAT BITCH is just acting up cause he was one of my choices for a jump-off but the spotlight didn't fall on him. But if anybody know him...tell him to holla lol!

10

This bitch danced on the chair all nite! How the fuck did she think she was?
J-LO? J-HELL NO is more like it

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Is she kidding me? She looks 3 months pregnant. And he looks like he would be thrilled if it were his baby...then maybe he might get some coochie...

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they were dancing

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and then

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they were

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playing leap frog? What the fuck?

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ok...here we go again with the creative dance moves

Position 1

ok...position 1

Position 2

position 2

Position 3

position 3

Position 4

position 4

oops..now she's on the floor!

now she's on the floor!

is it me or is her ass ashy?

is it me or is her ass ashy?

nope it aint me...somebody let her know that...Keri is so verrryyy!!!!!

nope it aint me...somebody let her know that...Keri is so verrryyy!!!!!

POP GOES THE MUTHERFUCKING WEASEL...(she do kinda look like one right?)

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Now I aint gonna hate...shorty looks good..

But somebody should have checked her blood pressure...cause them thigh highs was cutting off her damn circulation.

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COME ON MANNNN!!!!! DID I REALLY HAVE TO SEE THAT SHIT?
What was the point of wearing pajama pants if u just want to show off your thong?

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Was probably in the store giggling when she bought it..
talking bout "OOH girl I'ma wear this on my vacation"...

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Ok So this Ho
thought she was J-LO
Also!

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Somebody call my grandmother! I found the Red lace for her handkerchiefs that somebody stole! Doesn't that shit look itchy?..It just screams yeast infection!

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Was she even old enuf to be here? Let me find out some R Kelly shit was going down!!!!!

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So that's where that nasty bitch was Friday night. No wonder I didnt see her...She was up on stage putting on a show...I certainly got to see her ass Saturday night in full force! Read about her in the post called "Best Sex Show"

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She looks like a damn Skittle...but what I wanna know is...
How did she manage to get her toungue and deordorant to match?

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Now the best of the night?

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While the strippers were strippin...

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This negro decides to put on a better show..

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He was walking around with whipped cream in his pants

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and felt this woman all up!
She loved it...and i'll be honest we did too...hell he was better than those little puny strippers.

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I would have given him some money...if I was the type to pay for dick! NOT!!!

Friday night was over...and I ended up falling asleep with my man on the phone.

What were you doing? Let a nigga know!!!

Saturday Night will be posted on Thursday, March 3rd

IT WAS A SKI TRIP!!!! NOT HEDONISM!!!!

What happens on the ski trip????

2005-03-01T21:56:00.000-08:00

Aiight if you got the link to this blog then you must be looking for the dish on the Carl Thomas Ski Weekend that occurred on 2/25/05.

Boy..it was some real shit! I never seen so many thongs on nasty women in my life. I'm a small bitch but they have convinced me that a thong should be felt and not seen. Jesus!

Well I won't give it away in this first post but get ready to dish!

I'ma break it up into sections:

Friday Nite
Saturday Nite
Sunday Afternoon

You can feel free to add in anything that I may not have seen!

Also there is a section on the:

Nastiest Lingerie outfit
Most Stuck up
Biggest Balla
Most Annoying

I'll add more sections if needed.

Now as Carl Thomas said....LET'S TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED ON SKI TRIP WILL NOT STAY ON THE SKI TRIP!!!